May 13pm, 2010 - the Rehearsal Dinner
You might think the rehearsal dinner starts innocently enough...
There were pretty guys...
There were pretty girls.
And then there were pretty people with wine.
Pretty soon, there were crustaceans on fingers,
people pointing at their biceps to the inexplicable horror of onlookers,
Boy, were there toasts...
Then, "the best chick toast" ever was given by the bride-to-be,
followed by the longest (but still VERY amusing) toast by "Pauly P" (Evan's dad's rapper identity).
There aren't many Jewish rappers for a reason. Yo-yo-wassup-L'Chaim just doesn't have a ring.
Forrest stole the show as MC, though.